A Smack in the Face

Well, what did I get on my wonderful return from Arizona? You know, what was supposed to be a heavenly week of being with my friends in Texas and getting back to having a goold ol' time?

Oh, well, let's see, suddenly, I'm carless, virtually moneyless, gradeless, baseless, trustless, and utterly incapable of success... according to my parents. Yeah, thanks, I leave the home and you people still manage to make me miserable. What the hell?

So I'm reevaluating my future, now. I WAS planning on working for my dad's company over the summer to make some spending money for next year, but I really really hate Arizona. I still desperately need financial help from my family, but I just can't stand being with them. I'd really like to get a nice job here (perhaps with Data Doctors) and rent out an apartment. Then, I could bring my car down here for next year (when I actually own a car) and I'll have an apartment, and then I can just jump into college without being in the dorms...

But then I'll need a roommate, starting in the summertime. Any takers*?




Because, seriously, walls are closing in on me and I'm doing all I can to be able to breathe. That means I can't go to any more movies, I'm seriously cutting back on how much I eat out, no more buying random crap for my dorm (in fact, I have two nerf guns for sale now) and that bike is looking a whole lot less expensive than car rides everywhere.

But I love it here. The weather is perfect, there are trees and grass and squirrels, I have very good friends, and I've had a lot of good times. I love UTA, and above all else, I have Kristen, whom I love very much, and she's always there for me.
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ROOMMATE APPLICATION

1. Name
2. Age
3. Occupation/Means of helping pay rent - REQUIRED
4. Transportation
5. Basic domestic maintenance skills REQUIRED
6. Smoker? If you are, don't even think about it
7. Drinker? If you are, keep it to yourself
8. Can you put up with my antics?
9. Can you live without heat?
10. Since we're likely to live in a cheap piece of crap in a piece of crap neighborhood, do you know any defensive tactics such as rapid martial arts or knife handling or sharpshooting in able to survive in what will essentially be an urban warzone?
11. Are you capable of cleaning up after yourself without burning down the apartment?

Fill this out so I can start considering my options.