Purple, Bad Movies, and Newby

First off, just let me tell you about the color purple. It's quite a color. It's gay to some, God to others. In fact, my mom loves it, and Zach doesn't like it that much. Kristen is quoted as saying that the color purple "...is purpley. And it's the color purple. And it makes me think of the color purple. Like Barney. Although at one point he was maroon, which makes things confusing." I love Kristen. For more information about the color purple, please visit PURPLE.COM.

Also, don't see "Black Christmas." It's quite possibly the crappiest movie ever. The premise involves and incestuous psychopath that goes on a rampage at a sorority (which didn't close down for Christmas, how lucky is that?) on Christmas because... well... we never found out why. He just did. And he and his sister/daughter rip out peoples' eyeballs because... she lost an eye once. And people die in stupid ways that aren't physically possible. All the background characters either die or ignore the carnage that occurs right in front of them. SO. STUPID. Save your money, kids. Go watch that "Night at the Museum" movie like I wanted to, but couldn't. Zach, don't even start complaining about this.

And, most importantly of all, Newby is back! Yes, the big teddy bear has returned and LAN season has begun -- on the 30th, I believe -- and all we have to do is come up with a 16-port router! Umm... CSS, UT2004, TrackMania, AOE2, and BF2 ftw! (If you don't know what that means, you're not invited.

Stay tuned for more blogs, kids.