Semester Down! Semester Down!

We got a college semester down, we got a college semester down! Yeah, that's right, a crappy mockery of the famous quote from Black Hawk Down (best movie ever.)

And before you even ask, the answer is yes. I have finished my first semester of college. Eat it. I'm proud, nervous, but ultimately relieved. There was a lot of pressure on me this last week that I just didn't need, but now I can reeeelllaaaaaxxxx...

So what did I learn from college? Well, here's my list:

Pajamas aren't for just for bed.
Life is impossible without the internet.
Fabric freshener spray saves money on laundry.
Yes, I want whipped cream for my caramel Javalanche.
I love sticky notes.
Texas girls are hotter.
Even Nerf guns have a limited entertainment value.
I would make an ok assassin.
Gay people are everywhere, you just don't know it.
Squirrels are my real college mascot.
My school colors are up for debate.
Shiela makes the best omeltetes.
Mexicans are excellent chauffers.
Stay away from the Tri-Delt house.
Drunken cowboys are only funny the first time.
It takes 320 12" balloons in order to fill up one room in a suite for a birthday party.
Don't make fun of people with funny accents... when the whole state has the accent.
Scantrons: worth three times their weight in gold.
Sit next to the smelly nerds for a better learning experience.
It is impossible to be in college, and not have a car... MOM.
Late-night study parties: 4% Studying, 96% Partying.
Sock gnomes exist.
Not even the professors know what they're droning on about until 9:30am.
Cheap beer tastes bad. No, I may not have the expensive beer.
No, I don't have any questions, comments, or concerns. I want out of this class.
And last but not least... nobody reads my blogs.

Stay tuned for my terrible BLOGS FROM ARIZONA, which will be wrought with despair, misery, dehydration, LAN parties, Dungeons and Dragons, and a neverending quest to return to the girl I've falled hopelessly in love with. It will be exciting, dangerous, and heart-wrenching. But I'll do it, because otherwise I'd be bored out of my noggin.

Also, don't miss out on my special December 30 blog: "WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED THIS YEAR?!" Where I wrap up just what the hell happened in 2006. And let me tell you right now, it's quite a lot. So read it, or I'll... uh... do nothing. But I'll be mildly irritated, mind you!

I love Kristen. Bye.